The pressures of puberty can be difficult for any 'emerging' teenager but for Alabama freshman, Amy LeFardo, enough is enough. 'It hurts', says a visibly shaken LeFardo,"People think that when you have a pussy this size that it doesn't... but it hurts... just like everyone else." Weighing in at 53lbs and measuring slightly over 24 inches long, LeFardo's pussy is the largest in the United States, and people are taking notice. "People will laugh at her, tell me she is fat, that she is hairy, or worse yet they'll scream from across the street 'How do you play with that pussy!?' It is hard." Local police, who have acquainted themselves with LeFardo's case, suspect that the young red haired LeFardo might be taking some extra heat due to her pussy's more unusual orange coloring. Research shows that orange/red pussies constitute only 5% of the population. But neighbors maintain that coloring isn't an issue. "You got a red haired girl whose pussy matches, well that is just fine by me. I just can't help but staring, you know... I mean the size of that pussy. I haven't seen a pussy that stuffed in years!" exclaimed one local who requested to go unnamed. Others are genuinely fearful of the long-term repercussions. Dr. Susan Todd, a local veterinarian and certified OBGYN stated that, "A pussy of that size just shows all the hallmarks of neglect, which can lead to a myriad of other health issues: diabetes, heart problems, and an inhibited libido." Nevertheless, when it comes to her pussy LeFardo has no shortage of love: "I clean her, play with her, and take her everywhere I go. I can't help it if she is fat, that is just the way God made her." And if there is a direct correlation between size and love, then God must love this pussy.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Girl Struggles With Oversized Pussy
The pressures of puberty can be difficult for any 'emerging' teenager but for Alabama freshman, Amy LeFardo, enough is enough. 'It hurts', says a visibly shaken LeFardo,"People think that when you have a pussy this size that it doesn't... but it hurts... just like everyone else." Weighing in at 53lbs and measuring slightly over 24 inches long, LeFardo's pussy is the largest in the United States, and people are taking notice. "People will laugh at her, tell me she is fat, that she is hairy, or worse yet they'll scream from across the street 'How do you play with that pussy!?' It is hard." Local police, who have acquainted themselves with LeFardo's case, suspect that the young red haired LeFardo might be taking some extra heat due to her pussy's more unusual orange coloring. Research shows that orange/red pussies constitute only 5% of the population. But neighbors maintain that coloring isn't an issue. "You got a red haired girl whose pussy matches, well that is just fine by me. I just can't help but staring, you know... I mean the size of that pussy. I haven't seen a pussy that stuffed in years!" exclaimed one local who requested to go unnamed. Others are genuinely fearful of the long-term repercussions. Dr. Susan Todd, a local veterinarian and certified OBGYN stated that, "A pussy of that size just shows all the hallmarks of neglect, which can lead to a myriad of other health issues: diabetes, heart problems, and an inhibited libido." Nevertheless, when it comes to her pussy LeFardo has no shortage of love: "I clean her, play with her, and take her everywhere I go. I can't help it if she is fat, that is just the way God made her." And if there is a direct correlation between size and love, then God must love this pussy.
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