Does your belly hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
Like an oxygen tank holder?
Does your belly hang low?
Does your coot hang high?
Does it reach up to the sky?
Does it wrinkle when it's wet?
Does it straighten when it's dry?
Can you wave it at your neighbor
With an element of flavor?
Does your coot hang high?
Do your tits hang wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little sneeze?
Can they feed a hungry whale
And still live to tell the tale?
Do your tits hang wide?
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