A Shake for Breakfast, a Shake for lunch, and...

Having recently lost her position as spokesman for weight-loss giant Jenny Craig, Kirstie Alley has turned to another dieting fad for help. Joining the likes of fellow celebrity philanthropists Sally Struthers, Rosie O'Donell, and Oprah, Kirstie seeks to help kids who can't help themselves by teaming up with noted relief organization Save the Children for their new 'A Child A Day Keeps the Doctor Away' campaign. Kirstie's pledge to eat one small child every day, not only helps to shed the pounds but decreases the much maligned 'surplus population' enabling others to avail themselves of the world's already depleted resources. The diet is simple and easy to follow. A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a small (emphasis on small ladies) child for dinner. To see quicker results, one can carry their dinner around with them during the day (as Kirstie demonstrates here). If the child is small enough they will easily fit into an oversized pleather bag, and with the help of their additional weight you will burn those pesky calories. In the latest addition of US Weekly Kirstie shared some tips with her fans, "The key with any diet is diversity. Sticking to the same ol' meal makes you bored and we all know what happens when you are bored. My meals have more color than Madonna's and Angelina's families put together. Remember this isn't just about losing weight, this is about making a lifestyle change." As for Kirstie's future plans, the plus size actress and former model suggested a break from the hustle and bustle of celebrity might be in order: "I've always wanted to see Ethiopia."